The Black Cat Returns

Michael meets a beautiful stranger in the cemetery while he's picnicking on her father's grave. After the girl's initial rage and efforts to assault him subside, she submits to his intangible charm.

Consequently Michael accepts an invitation to her wealthy mother's mansion, for dinner.

During the evening he retreats into the study and phones Peter, spraying a few profanities about the pretentious, surly Mother.

Unfortunately, much to his dismay, stationed behind him is a large parrot. Naturally it starts repeating the overheard obscenities. Desperate to silence the bird, Michael resorts to sticking superglue on its beak.

With danger averted, the budding romance continues; however there's a catch. This girl has a morbid habit of wearing clothes belonging to corpses, yep; she goes to funerals and raids the coffins. Necklaces, dresses, bras and even panties, now that's what I call recycling.

Trying to permanently consummate their relationship and thaw the ice queen Mother, Michael plans a surprise graveyard birthday tribute to the father.

How touching!

While he's setting up the candles, the father's framed photo, a celebratory white dove and the DVD recorder to capture all the action, something nasty appears on top of the tombstone. Uh-oh, remember that black kitten? Well, he's back!

The leaping kitten knocks the candles over causing the blanket on the grave to catch fire, along with Michael's jacket sleeve and the precious father's photo.

Suddenly the girl arrives for Michael's special surprise, only to witness her dad's grave going up in smoke, and she ain't impressed, after all, it was a burial, not a cremation.

The enraged girl threatens Michael before storming off, picking up a new, homeless playmate along the way, the little black kitten.

A scornful female teamed with a cursed black cat, both with appetites for vengeance, spells trouble for Michael.